Friday, January 23, 2015

So wirecutter's been to France

I sense a story. 
Uncle Wirecutter, can you tell us about 
the time you fucked up France?


7 comments:

Volfram said...

Like that's even a challenge.

North Texan said...

Maybe during one of his Germany drinking blackouts he stumbled into France

hiswiserangel said...

Volfram, very true.

North, I KNOW there's a story.

wirecutter said...

North, me and a buddy of mine started drinking in Heilbronn Germany. When I woke up the next morning in an unfamiliar hotel room, I looked out the window and hollered, "Hey, what country has yellow and black license plates?"
My buddy was in the next room and I heard "We're in FRANCE?"

Yes we were. Have no idea how we got there either.

hiswiserangel said...

Well, that was anti-climatic.

wirecutter said...

Not when you're in France, live in Germany and drank all your money up the night before.

hiswiserangel said...

So how did y'all get home?