Tuesday, January 20, 2015

RIP Page 3 Girls

Another institution is sacrificed on the alter of feminism.The Sun has decided, after publishing the Page 3 Girls for 45 years, that nekkid female boobies are too "old-fashioned", not in tune with rising feminism (I'm sorry, I'm very feminine and I have titties, they're pretty nice titties for an almost old lady, and I'm not ashamed of them). So, as a tribute to another harmless cultural icon biting the dust, I give you titties. Big and small, old and young, real and fake. Long may they bounce and jiggle.

NSFW after the break



Manet









33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice titties. You can hang on and bite'em at the same time. Got moar?

Volfram said...

Is that Cobie Smulders?

hiswiserangel said...

Some chick named Sunny Leone.

Bobo the Hobo said...

I'm a girl and I like titties. Hell, everyone likes titties, even gays! Had a friend who once made the stupidest statement saying it's okay to walk around topless around gays because they're, well, gay. I told her they're gay, not dead.

hiswiserangel said...

Bobo, even though your name evokes dreaded clowns, I really like you. I think we'd have a blast "hanging out".

Bobo the Hobo said...

Ha ha ha ha! Angel, I don't know if Wirecutter could take both of us teamed up together so we'd just have to hang out, drink beer, and make fun of liberals.

hiswiserangel said...

Wirecutter's a lot more zenmaster than he let's on. Plus, he has Xanax.

Chams90 said...

You show more titties than wirecutter does hope he dont get his nose pushed outa shape you go girl.

hiswiserangel said...

wirecutter doesn't have any titties to show. ;-)

Keith Pearson said...

For the real bewbees, I thank you. The fakuns, meh. Unless they spend some dough, er, their sugar daddy spends some dough, they look like crap. And feel like crap. One girl (in your nearby big town, btw) wound up with her nipples waaaay in the wrong place.

Cederq said...

I love boobs, I love women that love men to love boobs, boobs make the world go round... Damn Brit feminazies, they be bring the revolution that much faster banning boobs...

walker67 said...

Needed more redheads to balance it out .

hiswiserangel said...

I and the Manet are redheads.

walker67 said...

You,yes the manet , a brunette posing as a redhead . The expressions to calm . IMHO

hiswiserangel said...

Are you testing me, walker?

walker67 said...

Yep you are the real redhead here . The Manet is a pale shadow of the real thing . (He said , sucking up a bit )

hiswiserangel said...

I like you, walker.
You amuse me.
I'll eat your soul last.

walker67 said...

And yes been a lurker since you started . Had to see who WC kept hitting with the ban hammer .

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, he preemptively banned me tonight.

walker67 said...

Ha there's a ginger with a prior claim . Yeah epic soul stealer battle ! Although , do surrenders count ? Just wondering .

hiswiserangel said...

We have been known to share.

walker67 said...

And yet I'm not afraid .

wirecutter said...

Damn, Bobo and Angel, I wished I'd gotten here earlier - that would be better than the summer Sears Roebuck.
I might've gotten banned.

hiswiserangel said...

It's okay, wc, just put us in your
Spank Bank.

Anonymous said...

Who left the seat up?
Fitty

Anonymous said...

Psych!

Sun News Trolls Feminist Campaigners, Brings Back 'Page 3'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11361739/The-Sun-brings-back-page-3.html

Rob said...

I went and read the Sun article, they said you're a journalist!

>>“We would like to apologise on behalf of the print and broadcast journalists who have spent the last two days talking and writing about us.” <<

Sara said...

Boobs!!!!!! Wonderfully fantastic beautiful boobs. :)

hiswiserangel said...

Yay! Sara boobies!
~motorboating~

wirecutter said...

HI SARA!!! Come to join the party?

Sara said...

Well, there's boobs! Once the boobs come out, I'm in! ~getting motorboated~ lol!

hiswiserangel said...

She's got Boobdar.

Mayberry said...

Well being a red blooded heterosexual American male I can say that I love me some titties. It's a crying shame that some stuffy assed Puritan feminazi sumbitches would demand removal of titties from any venue. Titties are wonderful. Titties are beautiful (except when they sag below the waistline!). Titties make life worth living! LONG LIVE TITTIES!