Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
He has a boner.
The guy in the white wife beater right behind the skull looks to be taking notes....
I don't mind skinny chicks, but that is a little too skinny for me.I like my chicks to be a 'lil plump, you know to wrestle and such...
OK staff so when the president comes onstage for the SOTU address, this will explain his actions toward the middle class.
"Lean In" seminar.
ESPN's Extreme Necrophilia .
"Ok, students, in my course you will learn how to last longer than ever before." said Prof. Longlast.
According to the Obama care guidelines, this is the perfect weight and condition for Tea Party members...
Proceed slowly students as the viagra activates to avoid a fracture of the coccyx.
A little late with the Heimlich there, Chief.
An' dis is how you choke a ho'.
"ShamWow can even soak up da funk from a meth ho, yo! It's the Dicker Picker-Upper!""Paris Hilton's anorexia/nymphomania has gotten completely out of hand."
Necrophilia? I thought she was Jewish!
"No, you dumbass! I said 'Put the COCCYX in its correct place!'"
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