I really missed out on my wild years.
From 14 (puberty) to 20, I was clueless.
From 20-24, I was uber-student and faithful fiance' to my first ever boyfriend who cheated on me and dumped my dumb ass.
From 24-26, I was building a career and sworn off men.
From 26 on to present, I was faithfully married uber-mom.
I want my youth back.