It's a cold sore. You have nice tits. Ted Bundy was cool. I am a Scientologist. I am on unemployment. You look better drunk. Tampons are for pussies. I pay child support. Pick up the tab. Let's go to Hooters. That girl is hot. It's my ex calling. Strangulation victims rarely scream.
I'm voting for Hillary I support Bernie Sanders Gender's a social construct something something wage gap Feminism stands for equality Donald Trump is racist Brexit was a mistake America was never great Nobody really needs guns I'm a vegan, you?
28 comments:
I am really horny.
Your sister fucks better.
I was born male.
Hillary Clinton for President
Guns should be banned
I am a vegan
I refuse to shave
Can we order Dom
My daddy kisses better
My daddy's is bigger
Geez, loaded, have you had any good first dates?!
What's your name again?
Do farts have lumps?
My last date swallowed.
This is Dutch, right?
No chick flicks, bitch.
Are those tits real?
You don't sweat much!
Make me a sammich.
Are you a grower?
Are you into anal?
Fred, are you asking her or is she asking you?
Your mom is cute.
Hope you're a grower.
858*70
IDK Angel, I've never asked or been asked on a first date, unfortunately.
Will you marry me?
You SURE yer 18?
You on yer period?
Yer breath stinks.
I can't count.
It's a cold sore.
You have nice tits.
Ted Bundy was cool.
I am a Scientologist.
I am on unemployment.
You look better drunk.
Tampons are for pussies.
I pay child support.
Pick up the tab.
Let's go to Hooters.
That girl is hot.
It's my ex calling.
Strangulation victims rarely scream.
And the winner is:
IS IT IN YET
I live with Mama.
I'm voting for Hillary
I support Bernie Sanders
Gender's a social construct
something something wage gap
Feminism stands for equality
Donald Trump is racist
Brexit was a mistake
America was never great
Nobody really needs guns
I'm a vegan, you?
THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!! CHEEKS HURT FROM LAUGHING!!!
Do you know Angel?
Can you parallel park?
Do you like bacon?
Is your Mom free?
Can you get off?
Are you into raccoons?
Are your hands pink?
Has your wife died?
Is she from Florida?
Can she file suit?
You own a porch?
Did you vote Obama?
I've had a LOT of first (and last) dates.
So, I have herpes.
i trust sam kerodin
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