Also reminds me of a time in a town called loreto on the baja penninsula. Checked into a fancy hotel, after a week of diving and sport fishing. Because I HATE bugs, I am paranoid. I went into the beautiful marbel bathroom (after being on a boat for a week!), to use the fancy toilet. I looked at the toilet paper roll and thought to myself, "I bet there's a cockroach or spider inside there". Used the toilet - spun the roll - out jumps a 2 inch cockroach. all hell breaks loose. Horrifying for me. Would have been a grand thing to witness.
Awwww, timbo, honey I'll protect you. Creepy crawlies don't bother me. I grew up in an all boy neighborhood with an older brother and all his buddies. I was broke of the phobia by 10.
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Well when you see that you'll no longer have to use the toilet, just clean up.............:-D
And what will you use to clean up, Mike? Think the spider is just going to hand it to you? Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Spider pussies.
Sent to some friends. One return comment:
"never mind the spider, that guy is running out of toilet paper. Hope he has hundreds of rolls in storage"
She knows how much TP I have in storage. I may starve but I will never run out of TP -- or ammo.
Terry
Fla.
He's probably got an ass-load of rolls, there's just nobody volunteering to change it out...
Thanks sooo much. Now that's stuck in my brain.
Also reminds me of a time in a town called loreto on the baja penninsula. Checked into a fancy hotel, after a week of diving and sport fishing. Because I HATE bugs, I am paranoid. I went into the beautiful marbel bathroom (after being on a boat for a week!), to use the fancy toilet. I looked at the toilet paper roll and thought to myself, "I bet there's a cockroach or spider inside there". Used the toilet - spun the roll - out jumps a 2 inch cockroach. all hell breaks loose. Horrifying for me. Would have been a grand thing to witness.
Awwww, timbo, honey I'll protect you. Creepy crawlies don't bother me. I grew up in an all boy neighborhood with an older brother and all his buddies. I was broke of the phobia by 10.
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