Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Why crankyjohn is so damned cranky....

See Law #1:


11 comments:

crankyjohn said...

Well # 1 sure explains a lot.

crankyjohn said...

A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little on all of the machines an screens. So the nurse calls the husband and says ’come down to the hospital, i think i know how to get your wife out of this coma.’ so the husband hurries down, and asks the nurse what he can do. The nurse says, ’ i think that oral sex will bring her out of her coma, it will arrouse her enough to bring her out of the coma.’ so the nurse closes the cutains, and leaves the husband with his wife in the room. Moments later, the man comes running out of the room, flustered. The nurse, worried, asks him what happened. the husband says, ’I don’t know, I think that she started choking.’

Bearded Youth said...

Damn you Connorsville, Wisconsin.

kerrcarto said...

Ummmm, I really don't think #8 is necessary.

Bushwack said...

#5 is being broke very often. The Thieves in DC are choke fucking the American people on a daily basis.

timbo said...

CJ - Hahaha! Good one.

WiscoDave said...

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."
Doesn't specify now, does it! ;)

hiswiserangel said...

Bushwack, re #5, I was thinking BOHICA.

Robert Fowler said...

#7 explains why I never stopped there

wirecutter said...

#6 is a major buzzkill.

hiswiserangel said...

So, if she fakes it, can you shoot off blanks? ;-)