Thursday, August 1, 2013

Reason #52 why you should homeschool

Seriously? Are you that much of an idiot? Bitch, please.


12 comments:

Brock Townsend said...

Good Lord! Just amazing.

Volfram said...

Any teacher who would shoot a child for the kind of reasons she's listing should not be allowed around children. Gun or no gun.

Toejam said...

Maybe this babe has copped an attitude because ever morning when she walks into her classroom the entire class breaks out with:

If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands. (kids hold up mask with teacher's face and clap hands)

If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands. (kids all hold up mask with teacher's face and clap hands)

If you're ugly and you know it and you really want to show it,

If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands. (kids hold up mask with teacher's face and clap hands)

And she can't deal with it.

Flightmedic934 said...

I was unable to listen to her in its entirety, the abject mind numbing stupidity of her blather was more then I could stomach. Where does one start? If this what is teaching the children, the we are totally screwed. That is one dumb bitch. They only position I would have that woman working at is a greeter at a big box store.

RabidAlien said...

+1 Volfram. Besides, how many times does this lady go out to run errands and come into contact with a concealed carrier? She'll never know...that's why its called CONCEALED! Your students don't need to know exactly which teacher is packing, and any teacher that's liable to snap and start shooting kids because they made her angry, I don't want that teacher around my kid, armed or not.

Robert Fowler said...

The stupid is strong in this one.

Truly one of the best reasons to home school.

Unknown said...

Hey, they want to let teachers start carrying guns. Quick, what's the stupidest fucking excuse you can come up with for why they shouldn't.

Life is one ginormous fucking facepalm anymore.

Wraith said...

There's some brain cells I'll never get back.

(And people wonder why I drink...!!)

bear said...

Why, oh why, did our generation, the ones from the 40's and 50's, allow these people to take over the schools....Christian schools, or home school, is the only way to go now....this is way out of rhyme or reason....the real shame is there are those who will think this is reasonable thinking....you know, the ones who elected o'shithead, pelosi, and ried....

Sara said...

I had a teacher that came in to buy a guinea pig for the classroom. The only one we had was pregnant, so I spent a LOT of time with her going over the care needs, the extra hay, extra vitamin C, on and on and on. She was talking about how great it was going to be, seeing as it was going in to her classroom and the kids would be able to "experience the miracle of birth" yada yadda.. Then asked me if the PREGNANT guinea pig was a boy or a girl so they could choose a name. Of course me being me I looked at her like a dog that was told a command it didn't know, head cocked and puzzled. Then asked her if she really just asked me that. She said yes, so I asked again slower... Did you REALLY just ask me if the PREGNANT guinea pig is a BOY OR A GIRL?????? AND YOU ARE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN????????? She was embarrassed and said that it was only because she was caught up in the excitement of the new pet. All I could say after that was "God help us all." Sometimes I am amazed that we are still in business, subtle isn't a strong point of mine.

hiswiserangel said...

Sara, I had a HS biology teacher ask me if I knew how a rooster fertilized the egg after it was laid. Who, what?!

I started slowly, "When a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken love each other very much...."

Sara said...

LOL!!!! It is astounding how stupid people as a whole can be, let alone the ones that are expected to send our children to...