Monday, December 26, 2016

I always end up looking like a soccer mom


11 comments:

Granny said...

In this freezing weather, a bundled up muffin would be the best look.

Anonymous said...

I'm with granny on this one. At -30C the exposed flesh would freeze in 30 seconds.

Exile1981

Stretch said...

Stealing for all my female FB friends.

Andrew said...

But soccer moms are hot, because... you know... there's proof they put out.





(For those who are gonna jump my arse for the above comment, I first heard it when I was in 4th grade.)

B said...

So go braless then....

Sets the tone, you know.

wirecutter said...

Um, soccer moms are hot. I've googled it for my Milfy Monday pics.
Just sayin'.....

Anonymous said...

you need a bodyshop makeover

MAACO?

Wildflower

Anonymous said...

I'm with WC...soccer moms are REAL WOMAN hot....best kind.....


vaquero viejo

KnottaRobot said...

Isn't soccer all about kicking balls?

Andrew said...

Kicking balls is a different kink than soccer moms.

Amazing what you can learn when you do internet searches after random comments have been overheard.

pigpen51 said...

From Andrews first comment, about soccer mom's and proof that they put out. I hated when my daughter had my grandson, because that was proof that she was no longer a virgin.
On a brighter note, we drove over to her house early Christmas morning and got to see my 3 year old grandson open his presents. It was probably the best memory I have since my own kids were little, maybe even better.
We leave Thursday for Kentucky from MI to visit my son and his wife and my other grand daughter. They live in Norfolk, he is a Navy sailor. They are driving to visit her parents, and we are meeting them half way. I am blessed beyond belief. Trump and politics? Fuck that. Family is what matters to me now. My wife of 25 years this fall is the reason I get up in the morning. No, really, she won't let me sleep in. Plus, I am crazy about her. And she is smarter than me about so many things. Did I mention that I am blessed?