Happy New Year to you and yours, Angel! Like I told Wirecutter, thanks for being someone who's blog makes life a little easier to tolerate. Sometimes I think that humor is the only thing that keeps me from flipping my shit and going Cthulhu on people.
Many years ago I made one resolution, when I found something in my behavior that needed correcting I resolved to change it then and there. I have never needed to make another resolution on the new year. As a result I am no longer a Complete Looser, I am now Slow On The Uptake. In another 10 years I'm shooting for Socially Acceptable. A man has to have goals.
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#11 for me, farting is an art form, I try to be the best farter there is...
Fart without shame.....not quite there yet but I am working on it! I love your blog by the way.
Happy New Year to you and yours, Angel! Like I told Wirecutter, thanks for being someone who's blog makes life a little easier to tolerate.
Sometimes I think that humor is the only thing that keeps me from flipping my shit and going Cthulhu on people.
I've got #'s 1,2,8,9,11,&12 down pat already.
all worthy of adopting....plus the great dog advice "if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away".....
vaquero viejo
#9 should be higher up on the list.
Many years ago I made one resolution, when I found something in my behavior that needed correcting I resolved to change it then and there.
I have never needed to make another resolution on the new year.
As a result I am no longer a Complete Looser, I am now Slow On The Uptake. In another 10 years I'm shooting for Socially Acceptable.
A man has to have goals.
Scurvy
I think #9 refers to licking your balls.
Just sayin'
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