Saturday, December 31, 2016

I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions

That being said, I think #9 is vitally important.


8 comments:

Cederq said...

#11 for me, farting is an art form, I try to be the best farter there is...

Sue said...

Fart without shame.....not quite there yet but I am working on it! I love your blog by the way.

Sedition said...

Happy New Year to you and yours, Angel! Like I told Wirecutter, thanks for being someone who's blog makes life a little easier to tolerate.
Sometimes I think that humor is the only thing that keeps me from flipping my shit and going Cthulhu on people.

Heathen said...

I've got #'s 1,2,8,9,11,&12 down pat already.

Anonymous said...

all worthy of adopting....plus the great dog advice "if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away".....



vaquero viejo

RabidAlien said...

#9 should be higher up on the list.

Anonymous said...

Many years ago I made one resolution, when I found something in my behavior that needed correcting I resolved to change it then and there.
I have never needed to make another resolution on the new year.
As a result I am no longer a Complete Looser, I am now Slow On The Uptake. In another 10 years I'm shooting for Socially Acceptable.
A man has to have goals.

Scurvy

Sarthurk said...

I think #9 refers to licking your balls.
Just sayin'