Friday, December 30, 2016

I'm sick

Woke up 4 am Thursday, intestinal explosions, fever, aches, chills, general plague. Not getting better. Just puked on Max, dammit when I say move, MOVE, and he ate it. I'm so done. Here, words. Enjoy.


12 comments:

Unclezip said...

#11 made me giggle. Is that bad?

Funny thing: years ago my GP put a note into my packet concerning "the exam" - "patient not interested".

Unclezip said...

Get well soon. You need party strength.

drjim said...

Hope you feel better soon, Angel.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like christmas eve. Sitting on the toilet with a bucket in my lap because both ends were projectile...

Exile1981

KnottaRobot said...

Unfortunately, Moms don't get sick days.

KnottaRobot said...

I first heard no.14 in a comedy routine in the 70's. Carlin maybe?

Anonymous said...

Bless you, Wise Angel One....hopefully when it leaves you it won't come back....take whatever you think will help and get well soon!..AND, don't hesitate to seek medical help!



vaquero viejo

Rob said...

"and he ate it", can't make that shit up... Feel better!

Granny said...

Oh you darling girl, you extended the limits. Well, I'm past drinking with amateur
drunks. Direct quote from Johnny Carson's offsider, Ed McMahon when he replied to Johnnies question about going on on New Years Eve.
That will do me.

Anonymous said...

I found it funny about your dog!! Silly critters...

Get better soon

Dick said...

Sorry you are so sick.
Thanks for the words. Funny stuff.

STxAR said...

My wife was down a couple days with this crud. I felt it coming at a 3AM a few days later. I gulped a half cup of apple brandy, felt it attack my innards, and the next day I was okay.

YMMV....