Monday, January 14, 2013

Please ACT NOW!!!!


As a gravity challenged, top heavy American, I beg you to call your representatives NOW!
Gravity must be stopped!
Christina Hendricks' ta-tas thank you.

5 comments:

wirecutter said...

If they did that, there's be liberals floating everywhere. Nobody wants that.

hiswiserangel said...

True, but then we could bat them around like beach balls at a rock concert. Wouldn't that be fun?

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking pop em out out of the sky like a helium filled skeet.
Riley

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that since it's mostly us older folks that die from falls (and complications), they'd rather we keep on doing it -fewer of us to pay for.

angrymike said...

I say have our dear leader ban the flu with an EO, it's killed 14 children since it's started, it must be deemed assault flu, and be banned, someone start a whitehouse petition ..........