Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Bounty

I will pay a crisp $20 to the person who can figure out how wirecutter is able to stealth comment. No notification, no way to monitor him. He just poofs in like Houdini whenever the fuck he feels like it.
If freaks me the fuck out and he must be stopped. 
I can never ban him. How can you ban smoke?!

Please, help.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Easy. Angel he has a surrogate or an AKA.

hiswiserangel said...

Nope. When you commented, I received an email notification and then option to approve or block. When he comments using his own name and computer, no email. No notification. Nothing. He's a ninja. Fuck, I even get notification for my own comments.

Just not his.

Keith Pearson said...

Have you tried changing your password? And not something easy, that he can figure out, but some whatever, and 133+$p3@k it.

Tony Tsquared said...

Wirecutter is really "The Man". He is part of a secret government organization, FUCKIT (Feeral Underground Couter Kick Internet Team). How do you think he gets away with all of the shit he posts. He has special tools, access rights, and training that beyond what normal citizens can get.

Now I will need to go into hiding for ratting him out.

hiswiserangel said...

Tony, please don't feed his ego.

Angel eyes said...

We could start with an old priest and a young priest.
If that doesn't work get a wooden stake and a mallet.
A silver bullet won't work because he obviously dodges bullets. Heh.

Ian Restil said...

Is there really a problem here?

Ian Restil said...

BTW, I believe Houdini poofed out, not in.

Ian Restil said...

BTBTW, despite living so close to San Francisco as to practically live in it, I don't get the sense that poof (in the Albionic usage) is a word that has any relevance to Wirecutter.

hiswiserangel said...

He's my Fairy Blogfather.
"Poof" is perfect.

Volfram said...

I forget, you checked the spam folder, right?

Grand said...

Will the $20 be delivered in person?

hiswiserangel said...

Wrapped in a big pink bow.

Grand said...

The $20 or the angel?

hiswiserangel said...

Yes.

Ian Restil said...

Och, lassie, you not only like to play with fire, you attempt to beard the bear in his lair. High is the probability that this will nae turn out well.

Anonymous said...

you answered your own question on January 13, 2015 at 8:12 PM