Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Too damn close. 230 grains of .45 caliber lead and copper delivered from a more prudent distance...
Actually you might miss the stomach. Nice!
The way to a man's heart is with something pointy.
I'm married (happily) 20 yrs and that right there made me LOL. arsenic in the potroast is probably less strenous.
I have scars in my back that say otherwise.
Honestly I was already considering this whole topic reinforcement of my resolve never to get married, but Anon just kicked it into overdrive.As much as it may be fun to joke about, I do not need a scheming, conniving individual who may spontaneously erupt into bouts of violent sociopathy who knows where I sleep and has unrestricted access to my home. That's why I was happy when my Liberal roommate moved out.
Had a drill Sargent say that: "Stick it in, between the 4th and 5th rib, twist, pull it out, Ahhhhh...."
It was Dorothy Parker who said "Through the chest with a butcher knife" in response to the question.
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