Monday, January 12, 2015

Or between the 4th and 5th ribs, left of the sternum


8 comments:

J Bogan said...

Too damn close. 230 grains of .45 caliber lead and copper delivered from a more prudent distance...






Sarthurk said...

Actually you might miss the stomach. Nice!

Volfram said...

The way to a man's heart is with something pointy.

fjord said...

I'm married (happily) 20 yrs and that right there made me LOL.

arsenic in the potroast is probably less strenous.

Anonymous said...

I have scars in my back that say otherwise.

Volfram said...

Honestly I was already considering this whole topic reinforcement of my resolve never to get married, but Anon just kicked it into overdrive.

As much as it may be fun to joke about, I do not need a scheming, conniving individual who may spontaneously erupt into bouts of violent sociopathy who knows where I sleep and has unrestricted access to my home. That's why I was happy when my Liberal roommate moved out.

Mr. Miracle said...

Had a drill Sargent say that: "Stick it in, between the 4th and 5th rib, twist, pull it out, Ahhhhh...."

Anonymous said...

It was Dorothy Parker who said "Through the chest with a butcher knife" in response to the question.