Monday, March 11, 2013

My apologies

food poisoning, emergency room, dying (or wishing for a sympathy bullet from wirecutter), going back to bed.

Laters,

Angel

Update:

IT LIVES! Seriously, I think I've lost 8 pounds and my abs have never been tighter. Tainted peanuts in trail mix. Living healthy will kill you.

Update to the Update:

I feel much better, still "eliminating the toxins". Was going to share all the gory details about puking sunflower seeds, peanuts and raisins through my nose and blowing sunflowers seeds out of my sinus cavity at 4 am. But didn't want to lose readers. :-)

Thanks for all the hugs and well wishes. We won't be eating trail mix again. EVER.

Update to the Update to the Update:

Peanuts, when roasted to kill the beasties, are fine. Raw peanuts can mold and harbor all sorts of nastiness. I opened the bag of trailmix on Saturday and had a handful, no problem. But Sunday's handful was a little funky. Being in the momvan with no place to spit it out, I sucked it up and swallowed. Washed down with Coke, what harm could it do, right? RIGHT? Never again. :-P

21 comments:

MissK said...

Oh Sweetie :( Hugs
Feel better soon

orbitup said...

Hang in there and get better. Did you go to Amarillo to eat?

Odysseus said...

Ouch been there, total digestive system purge is no fun, take care.

James Butler said...


Gotta stop eating them poison apples...

Hope you feel better Angel...

Anonymous said...

Hope you feel better Angel "hugs"

Coop said...

ugh... I hope you feel better soon!

Paladin said...

I hate that... I hope you feel better soon!

The Chief said...

Get well Angel, been there, done that, didn't like it one bit.

JeremyR said...

Get feeling better. AND STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIN.

Unknown said...

Barfing builds abs faster than crunches.

Get better fast. :)

taminator013 said...

Get better soon and stop eating the Oreos with spiders in them..............

Learning to Golf said...

I hope your diet method never catches on Angle.

WiscoDave said...

And here I thought you were tough..
Hope you're feeling better soon.

wirecutter said...

Stick with bacon. It's better for you because the grease flushes the germs out.
Hope you get to feeling better.

timbo said...

Live like a rabbit, die like a rabbit! lol

Tainted peanuts? It seems that 1 in 10 nuts I eat are rotten, but I just spit it out and say yuck. Did it taste strange? Any way one would know if a peanut was "tainted"?

Anonymous said...

So glad you are better. Thanks for not telling us about all the puking with details. Yuk.
And yeah, never heard of a bad peanut. Peanut butter, yes but not peanuts. I am with timbo - how do you tell?

Terry
Fla.

Chams90 said...

Hope you feel better quick

Anonymous said...

Glad you're feeling better. Sleep it off and get back with us soon. And I'm with WC's line of thinking: eat more bacon. And beef jerky. And drink plenty of whiskey. Seriously, have you ever seen a healthy eater that really looked healthy? I haven't.

JeremyR said...

Had this stuck in my head all evening;
(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Yup, second childhood.

Boilerdoc said...

Been there, done that. I hope you get to feeling better as quick as possible!

angrymike said...

Hope your better, been there, ain't fun, next time its out the window.............;)