NO NO NO NO NO! I am holding on to my dream that wirecutter, irish, rpm, and wiscodave got wasted and shaved a polar bear. You can't convince me otherwise.
I heard this Texan, guess which one, went to Alaska for a vacation. After about a week of hearing how everything was bigger, better, and more beautiful in Texas, the locals asked if he would care to take the Alaska meanness test. "Well, what the heck is that?" "Oh, its pretty simple, you have to drink a gallon of hooch, kill a Polar Bear with your bare hands, and then fuck an eskimo woman" (the hardest part, trust me). The Texan agreed, chugged the home brew, then staggered out the door. Fifteen minutes later, he returned, battered and bloody, missing his pants, and bellowed, "Alright, wheres this eskimo bitch I gotta kill?" Don't hate me, I'm only the messenger.
I was gonna say no way is that a bear, ears too pointy. Then I found a pic from a different angle and yep....the body composition definitely looks like that of a bear.
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Easily twice as scary! Bears should evolve into hairless, so they are scarier!
I believe that is sarcoptic mange. The mites make your hair fall out.
I bet you didn't know that polar bears have black skin.
Stupid biology lesson for the day
NO NO NO NO NO!
I am holding on to my dream that wirecutter, irish, rpm, and wiscodave got wasted and shaved a polar bear.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I heard this Texan, guess which one, went to Alaska for a vacation.
After about a week of hearing how everything was bigger, better, and more beautiful in Texas, the locals asked if he would care to take the Alaska meanness test.
"Well, what the heck is that?"
"Oh, its pretty simple, you have to drink a gallon of hooch, kill a Polar Bear with your bare hands, and then fuck an eskimo woman" (the hardest part, trust me).
The Texan agreed, chugged the home brew, then staggered out the door.
Fifteen minutes later, he returned, battered and bloody, missing his pants, and bellowed, "Alright, wheres this eskimo bitch I gotta kill?"
Don't hate me, I'm only the messenger.
That pic doesn't look real, but it could be mange as Sarthurk said, looks more like a Chupacabra, but I like Jeremy's joke
Yeah, that's scarey!
Been trying to comment, denied!
It seems I'm in. Bwahahaha.
That is some scary critter...
I was gonna say no way is that a bear, ears too pointy. Then I found a pic from a different angle and yep....the body composition definitely looks like that of a bear.
http://thewholegardenwillbow.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/this-is-what-a-shaved-bear-looks-like/
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Peoples Republik of Kalifornistan
Manbearpig!!!
Al Gore was right!
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