Thursday, March 28, 2013
They'd better rest up
Martha's Vineyard is just around the corner. Unless the whole thing explodes before then.
Biggest Loser is also Biggest Winner
" The New Jersey man who won the $338 million Powerball jackpot owes about $29,000 in child support.
Forty-four-year-old Pedro Quezada on Tuesday claimed a lump-sum payment worth $221 million, or about $152 million after taxes.
A spokesman for Passaic County Sheriff Richard Berdnik says the sheriff's office's warrant squad is attempting to find Quezada to resolve the matter."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/new-jersey-powerball-winner_n_2970103.html?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl31%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D290304
Hmmm, let's see, dubious citizenship, deadbeat dad, warrant out for his arrest and just wins largest lottery jackpot by a single winner. Sounds about right, should see him running for office soon as a Democrap.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Ministry of Silly Walks
Picked up my new glasses today, did this all through Target. The cashier actually talked to me slowly in low tones so as not to spook the "special" person. No-line bifocals are FUN. Sheesh.
I chose "geek chic" frames. What was I thinking? These were the kind of frames that got me de-pantsed and shoved in my locker from 6th grade to graduation. I picked them out in the store with two 20-something kids gushing, "Ooooo, adorkable!" What was I thinking?! I can't see shit without my glasses let alone see how I look in new frames, but I took the leap and embraced my inner geek.
Let's face it shall we? I look at the world through geek-colored glasses; my inner geek giggles at pi jokes; I find books and those who read and hoard them to be amazingly sexy. I am a geek and I'm proud! So here they are: Wiser(Geeky)Angel's new specs. Let the de-pantsing line form to the left, wedgies and wet willies to the right. Thank God I can no longer fit in a locker.
Oh, and to whichever of you ladies who turned me on to the DevaCurl products, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm sorry I can't remember who it was, but I want you to know it freaking rocks. I love the way my curls look and feel, and it smells like lemon meringue pie!!! How awesome is that?
I support Equal Rights
of everyone to bear arms
own magazines regardless of capacity
and eat bacon, lots and lots of bacon, mmmmmm bacon
Good morning, rise and shine!
Of course, they don't show the next frames
Where he loses focus and rides into the brush
on the side of the road...
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
A message from Wirecutter
I've been informed by my Fairy Blogfather, wirecutter, that he's having problems with Blogger blocking his posts today. All of the posts he preset last night posted just fine, but everything since then has been met with an Error message. Apparently, other bloggers are having the same problem and Blogger is aware of it. So, until things are cleared up and wirecutter returns to the net, please be patient and entertain yourselves with the following offerings...
Angel With a Shotgun
Ray sent a tip on a song, Angel With A Shotgun - Nightcore, and I looked it up on youtube. Well...
Wow. My first impression was "Who the fuck gave female chipmunks speed and a recording contract?" Then I read the lyrics, listened again, researched "nightcore" which is not just a band name but also a type of music that takes songs with meaningful lyrics by other artists and switches up the beat, tempo, and adds a bunch of techno bells and whistles. An education in techno music. And I went on a hunt for the original "Angel with a Shotgun", and found The Cab's version...
Still pretty techno for my Southern rock roots, but I really like this song. May have to go in the WiserAngel Workout Mix. Thanks Ray!
Most likely...
Monday, March 25, 2013
Hell, yeah!
Just as soon as I snipped this, microsecond, it changed....
Have I mentioned how hard y'all rock? ~mwah~
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