Not going to be gloomy anymore, y'all don't need that shit. But someone sweetly informed me my love life sucks because I'm "doing it wrong". :-D Frankly, I don't remember how to do it. But to soften the news, he sent me this link to the Top 21 Survival Pick-up Lines. Pay very close attention to #14. My favorite.
Thanks again, you know who, for always making me laugh.