Friday, October 24, 2014

Oh, I can think of several

It's all about the Benjamins

Color me shocked.

Mike Brown's beloved mum and auntie in brawl over the money from t-shirt sales.

(A)bout 8:15 pm in the parking lot of Red’s BBQ. It`s the corner of Canfield and West Florissant, just blocks from where Michael Brown was shot and killed….Police sources tell us Brown`s Grandmother, Pearlie Gordon, along with Brown`s Cousin Tony Petty, were selling t-shirts and other Michael Brown merchandise.
A police report describes a car pulling up and several people getting out. One of those people, was reported to be Michael Brown`s Mom, Lesley McSpadden. A witness described McSpadden yelling ‘You can`t sell this s%$&” One of the relatives, who was selling, reportedly demanded McSpadden show a document proving she had a patent.
The police report says that`s when an unidentified person with McSpadden assaulted Petty so violently that it resulted in a 911 call. A witness tells Fox 2 that the weapon was a metal pipe or pole. The suspect reportedly struck Petty in the face. Medics then took him to Christian Northeast Hospital with a reported partial skull fracture. The witness said theassault suspect grabbed merchandise and a box of cash believed to contain about $1,400.

Various thugs, NSFW or discerning music lovers

OW! Brain hurts. Stop Common Core.

Only 8 bags of candy left until Halloween

Why Miss Lisa doesn't let wirecutter carve
the Jack O'Lanterns anymore.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Bugout car porn

Meet the Black Shark. Enough to give every James Bond in the world simultaneous orgasms. Built by Latvia's (did you know Latvia is still a country?!) Dartz Motorz company, it's based on the bones of Mercedes-Benz GL-class full-size SUV. But don't you fucking dare call it an SUV, it's called Black Shark after the Russian attack helicopter and has all the bells and whistles to live up to it. In either V8 or V12 with up to 1500 hp, V8 biturbo V2 or V12 biturbo V2, the V2 has nothing to do with the engine and everything to do with the TWO Vertu luxury smartphones which allow you to order up your own private jet in two taps. Not exactly practical in a real life bugout situation, but still pretty damn cool.

The actual James Bond features include standard bullet-proofing up to ballistic level B7, door handles that retract into the body which itself is electrified to shock anybody stupid enough to touch it. Plus, a body made out of Kevlar and titanium to protect against magnetic mines. So, na-na-na-na-naaaaa-na!

Go take a look, they're only going to make five of them.

I remember

Well, that should cover it

Why people in the (FBA, tm wirecutter) are so confused

From Balloon:

Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female,
lesbian chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president
of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a
multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first
transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.


Angel learning to drive