That's mean, true, but mean.

Yup, that would be mine.

I even offered him a cork screw.

Rock on, little buddy.

Don't judge me.

By a Chinese-owned company

~sarc~

"911, what's your emergency?"

This is why I quit jumping on the trampoline, nekkid.

How YOU doin'?

Saw this and thought "prepper communion"

Apparently, wirecutter is Finnish

Hey Angel, what's for lunch?

And if you want to make some, here's what I use:

http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-CSBP-100-Stuffed-Burger-Press/dp/B00B58A0OC

Hey, it even has "BOOB5" in the link.

Halloween special

Got change for a $20?

And a blonde joke for balance...

They exist!

Best toast in Ireland

Not John and Mary O'Reilly

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

 

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

 

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

 

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

 

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

 

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

 

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

 

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

Update on Xenolith and Miss Rose

Well, they found a fixer-upper mobile home, but it will take $1450 for all the permits, moving it and blocking it up on their property. As of today, they're about $800 short and the deadline is looming (Oct. 9). That breaks down to:

$100 a day
$10 from 80 Patriots
$20 from 40 Patriots

$400/nipple. Yeah, if we raise $800 in the next 8 days, I'll bare the girls online. You might have to scroll down.....A LOT.....to actually see the nips, but that's how much I believe in Steve and Miss Rose. That's how strongly I believe in this.

So please, anything you can donate will be appreciated.

His Paypal is:

xenolith1964@yahoo.com

Or

Steve Vanderhoff
5909 SE 132 St.
Noble, OK 73068

~SIGH~
Just got off the phone with Poppy who informed me that if I post any pics he can't show in church on Sunday, I will be permanently disowned. But I'll find some other way to reward y'all for helping. I really want to see this happen for them.