Monday, March 6, 2017
Mondays suck
I've been through a Z-pack, two steroid shots, numerous types of allergy
meds and a kickass cough syrup with codeine.
(Great stuff, but the dreams are seriously freaky.)
I can't shake the cough; I'm coughing so hard I have a stress hernia,
and I think I've separated some ribs.
And to add insult to injury, women of a certain age who've born children
suffer from a little thing called "stress incontinence".
That's right, I cough up a lung and pee.
So right now, Life can kiss my Depends-clad ass.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Hallelujah! I got an 87!
On a very subjective test on style and tone, no less.
I guess I've got high B style.
Next up: Punctuation.
To comma, or not to comma, that is the question.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
All natural constipation cure
"Here I sit, brokenhearted.
Tried to shit, but, Holy Mother of God!
What the Fuck????"
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