Wednesday, April 6, 2016
The seal and penguin make sense,
but how did a koala cross paths with a narwhal?
I would have spent hours searching for more shit to impale.
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Monday, April 4, 2016
Cry for help: computer issues.
I'm not a smart woman. I'm functionally computer illiterate. I know enough to run this blog, and if you ask me how I do it, I probably couldn't explain it without crayons and sock puppets. To tell you the truth, everything I know I learned from wirecutter. Yeah, it's that bad.
I've been tasked with saving a youtube video to a usb drive by tomorrow morning. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I've looked up several youtube videos on HOW to save a youtube video to usb, but every intermediary site recommended is kiboshed by McAfee as being DANGEROUS!!!!! Well shit, I don't know if McAfee is being a nervous Nellie, or if all these things are designed to infiltrate my laptop with gay midget porn. So, if there is anybody out there who can help me, please speak up!
In the meantime, I'll keep trying different things.
I've been tasked with saving a youtube video to a usb drive by tomorrow morning. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I've looked up several youtube videos on HOW to save a youtube video to usb, but every intermediary site recommended is kiboshed by McAfee as being DANGEROUS!!!!! Well shit, I don't know if McAfee is being a nervous Nellie, or if all these things are designed to infiltrate my laptop with gay midget porn. So, if there is anybody out there who can help me, please speak up!
In the meantime, I'll keep trying different things.
Friday, April 1, 2016
Update on the Angel household
We are down.
Baby Queen, aka Patient Zero, came home Monday with a stuffy nose, coughed twice and was basically over it. I came down Tuesday, Teen Queen got it Wednesday, and we're still battling.
Had to take TQ to the doctor this morning, she's always had trouble with respiratory ick. Last night, labored breathing, deep wet racking coughs, spiked a 101.8 fever. This morning, she was diagnosed with acute bronchitis, laryngitis, upper respiratory infection and and ear infection. From a cough and sniffles Wednesday morning, to the Plague today. She got two shots in her bum, antibiotics and a round of breathing treatments. Dr. Janet took one look at me and gave me a shot and a chewing out. Apparently, I'm supposed to take better care of myself. Who knew?
Have you seen the needles they use for butt shots? Good God, I saw the one TQ got before Dr. Janet went after me. It was huge. That should tell you how bad we both felt. Neither one of us protested.
Got four weeks to Prom. TQ's last prom. I've got to get her healthy and keep her that way.
Baby Queen, aka Patient Zero, came home Monday with a stuffy nose, coughed twice and was basically over it. I came down Tuesday, Teen Queen got it Wednesday, and we're still battling.
Had to take TQ to the doctor this morning, she's always had trouble with respiratory ick. Last night, labored breathing, deep wet racking coughs, spiked a 101.8 fever. This morning, she was diagnosed with acute bronchitis, laryngitis, upper respiratory infection and and ear infection. From a cough and sniffles Wednesday morning, to the Plague today. She got two shots in her bum, antibiotics and a round of breathing treatments. Dr. Janet took one look at me and gave me a shot and a chewing out. Apparently, I'm supposed to take better care of myself. Who knew?
Have you seen the needles they use for butt shots? Good God, I saw the one TQ got before Dr. Janet went after me. It was huge. That should tell you how bad we both felt. Neither one of us protested.
Got four weeks to Prom. TQ's last prom. I've got to get her healthy and keep her that way.
Happy April Fool's Day!
It has been brought to my attention that Wirecutter has been unusually mean
to me on his blog. So here he is in all his prancing glory. Enjoy.
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