I'm all about proper proportions. That ain't right. Bottom half basketballs, top half tennis racket. Too unbalanced to stay on your lap for spanky time.
I just don't understand how people get like this. Implants? Photoshop? Steroids? I've never seen anyone look this disproportionate in real life. Taken separately, the top is okay and the bottom is nice, they just seem wrong together. Like putting a big block Chevy engine in a Ford Mustang. Might go really fast, but bot Ford and Chevy people are going to hack on you. Dodge people might think it's cool, but they're weirdos anyway.
You may be too curious for your own good. Don't let that stop you, though. :)
I've seen chicks proportioned the other way, and they don't do much for me either. 32 inch hips and 50 inch boobies just ain't right. Guess beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I shouldn't have said that. last week somebody siad my wife had a big ass. I told them I doubted they had ever met my wife. They said that indeed, they had not. I dislocated my tongue raspberrying them.
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Blinded by the WHITE...............
Dear God, cranky, that's uber tan to me! We'd better meet at night in a dark place, or you'll be permanently blinded.
I glow in the daylight. I'm a beacon in the dark.
Like the Missus says
"oh uh-uh, some people should just keep their shit covered up"
I need to see if she has the correct amount of counterweights in the front could be an OSHA violation there safety first
I'm all about proper proportions. That ain't right. Bottom half basketballs, top half tennis racket. Too unbalanced to stay on your lap for spanky time.
Spanky time?! No, no, don't explain...
Wasn't gonna.
I just don't understand how people get like this. Implants? Photoshop? Steroids? I've never seen anyone look this disproportionate in real life. Taken separately, the top is okay and the bottom is nice, they just seem wrong together. Like putting a big block Chevy engine in a Ford Mustang. Might go really fast, but bot Ford and Chevy people are going to hack on you. Dodge people might think it's cool, but they're weirdos anyway.
Damn my curious nature. Now I want to know.
Most women are disproportionate. But if I had that orchestra pit, I'd be doing some serious upgrades on the balcony.
You may be too curious for your own good. Don't let that stop you, though. :)
I've seen chicks proportioned the other way, and they don't do much for me either. 32 inch hips and 50 inch boobies just ain't right. Guess beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Whoever be holdin' 'er?
Not gonna ask, I don't think this blog is ready for it.
That is why men have eyelids. Every woman can be a beauty queen even in daylight.
Somebody needs to tell her that g-string makes her ass look big.
I shouldn't have said that. last week somebody siad my wife had a big ass.
I told them I doubted they had ever met my wife.
They said that indeed, they had not.
I dislocated my tongue raspberrying them.
Reminds me of an old song...BBBB Bubble Butt, Bubble Butt.
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