Yes, wirecutter banned me from the internet for a week.
No, he didn't really mean it.
No, he's not a meanie.
Okay, maybe he's a little bit of a meenie.
What's really going on is my shoulder thing flared up this weekend, went to the surgeon this morning, and had in in-office procedure that I can only liken to something from the Spanish Inquisition with long needles, syringes, fluid, injecting and suctioning, more injections, all under a local anesthetic.
The thingie had collapsed so much and started healing up, and the doc thought cutting on it would be more aggressive than necessary, so this treatment was supposed to be more "humane".
I've been shot full of steroids, given a 30-day antibiotic regimen, and advised that the next 4 days are going to be rough as the drugs and infection fight it out. Fever, site pain, nausea and a general feeling of ick are to be expected. I have Advil liqui-gels for the fever, my pain meds, and ice packs for the swelling. I also have Godiva chocolates and booze if it gets too much.
This is the real reason I graciously accepted the banning. I'm just not feeling up to finding pics or writing posts. I can't even summon the energy to harass wirecutter.
So please, forgive him, he's inno-, he's innoce-, okay, I can't in good conscience type that. Just be nice to him.