Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Only if someone promises to use me in a fake seance

Seattle-based company, Artful Ashes, will take a small smattering (about 1 ounce) of your loved one's cremains and swirl it into an artful blown glass globe or heart. This is a  beautiful memorial of your beloved to prominently display; or use as a paperweight, costing around $145 per piece.

I don't know, but this sounds like an AWESOME premise for a horror movie, The Haunted Orb of Death. A man murders his wife, has her cremated to hide the evidence, but has some of the cremains placed in a beautiful glass orb. He keeps it on the mantle, in full view of his new wife, formerly his mistress that demanded he leave his wife for her. It flies off the mantle and bashes the new wife in the head, then settles back in its spot covered in blood, hair and brain matter. The husband is charged with the second wife's murder, convicted and executed; his cremains placed in another orb and set next to the original. And so it goes. What do you think?




10 comments:

Granny```` said...

Sounds like a better plot than most so called movies these days. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie starring?

Anonymous said...

Oooh! The Twilight Zone

SiGraybeard said...

It's more expensive, but there's a place that will take a little of someone's ashes and make a diamond. Lifegem.com.

Fjord said...

Modern mourning jewelry. In tschoke form.

pigpen51 said...

Even stranger and more disturbing. My sisters two daughters had tattoos done with the ashes of their dead father. And people in my family think I am the strange one because I like guns and prepare for the future, and, worst of all, I am a conservative.

Granny said...

What about the tree pod with your ashes? Make a new Forrest instead of a bone yard.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you could have written for Twilight Zone. Excellent idea

Anonymous said...

I can just hear Alfred Hitchcock giving the prelude.....


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Heathen said...

Since it's the Season,my suggestion. Use some of the "cremains" in a memorial snow globe.

That's the first thing I thought of when glancing at the pic.

RB said...

We used Artful ashes and went down to the glass blowing place to watch them being made. We loved it and recommend them.