Every evening from 6 to 7 pm CST I will be working out. If you see my lazy ass online during that time, kick it and tell me to get to work. Since I haven't done shit in about a week, tonight's gonna hurt. A lot. And in anticipation of my untimely demise at the hands of Jillian Michaels, I pre-set a Babes and Guns treat for you, to be posted at 7 pm. If I survive, comments will be posted.
On tonight's workout agenda, 30 minutes treadmill, 20 minutes Jillian Michaels' kickboxing extravaganza. No workout bra pics until I lose 10 pounds. Y'all keep me honest now, 'kay?
Update:
Workout successful. Calories burned 650. Asses kicked 1.
Between the fall on the ice and the new workouts, I really need a hot tub.
Or, I've been advised, a large bald-headed man named Borus to give me an all-body oil massage.
I'll be taking applications.
15 comments:
My fitness goal is to only drink as much as I told my doctor that I do...
Get on it, woman.
I lost 14 pounds over the winter, mostly from not exercising enough. I'll gain it back once I start exercising again.
OH, PLEASE, ANGEL, DON'T MAKE ANY EFFORT TO GET TO THE TOP OF THAT OBSTACLE! I BET IF THERE WAS A HOT DUDE UP THERE, YOU COULD GET TO HIM!!
/Hartmann ;)
Here's some USMC motivation for you Angel...
http://www.hark.com/clips/dkmxvdysnj-sir-a-jelly-doughnut-sir
Light, one of my fav scenes from one of my fav movies. Used to have a refrigerator magnet that played that when you pushed the button. A recordable one from Hallmark that my uncle gave me for Christmas.
Natasha darling, I would like to apply, oops I mean Angel
I be large bald Russian man with very large hands
Ah, Borus, talk to me in that Russian accent as you rub the hot oil into my tight muscles with your big, strong hands...
If you two keep that up Moose and Squirrel might escape!
rpm, MissK has probably already killed Bullwinkle (Oh my God! They killed Bullwinkle! You Bastards!) And Kenny just gutted Rocky over at his place. Borus and I have a clear field.
Watch out for...Fearless Leader! Bwahahaha!
You're a nut. :-) I do hope I get to meet you one of these days. I owe you a drink for each time you made me smile.
Thank you.
Of course, that means you're going to be drunk as a skunk and vulnerable to my advances.... ~leer~
Well. I feel that I owe you a couple drinks. For the smiles...and
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