I'm cracking, folks. Three days of sub-freezing temps, no momvan and my family bored and stuck indoors. Normally, I'd have a glass (or bottle) of wine and go with the flow, but spousal unit doesn't approve. So I'm doing this sober. Pray for me.
May the Cork be with you.
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If wine is all it takes for spousal disapproval, I say go for it by the case. I normally have to say something vulgar for spousal disaproval.
Possibly you could switch to a good bourbon on ice and that would be acceptable.
Fitty
I can offer a list of cures for "Spousal Disapproval"
Spousal Disapproval? Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds
No wine, no poon.
Tell him to bugger off and deal.
Find a drink similar in color, pour contents out. Replace with booze of choice. Enjoy!
-CM
Or!! Can I make you some nice homemade vanilla extract? Would you prefer vodka or rum for it?
-CM
I think I'm going to make a double batch of rum balls.
Nice! You know you could lace *someone's* drink with melatonin, zzquil, or the like, then have a bit of peace and quiet.
-CM
pic and captions are damn funny....but, the thought of going at it stone cold sober is..sobering!...my prayers, Wise Angel One...and would offer further advice, but it would get me sent to the back wall of the naughty corner......
vaquero viejo
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