Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Okay, I've been beaten. I've never been that fucked up before.
So did the raccoon escape, or was he booked as an accessory?
Sorry, AngelClosest I got to the Navy was MCRD San Diego.Ingenious use of the critter.
Still laughing after a second reading. Raccoon one, human 0.
So, a drunk guy captures a raccoon and manages to get its lips around the device and blow enough to start the vehicle? I'm calling BS on this one.But, if I'm wrong, it's one of the greatest stories of all times!
I could say something about "coons" being induced to put there lips around certain objects.....but I would have to move a mobile home into the naughty corner as my permanent residence....vaquero viejo
You don't just "capture" a raccoon.
loaded4bearm, never let the truth get in the way of a good story, and is, a good story!
"raccoon power"just luv itWildflower
With my luck the raccoon would have shat on me rather than starting my car when squeezed.
Do not rust that raccoon as he drove the get away car in a bad drug deal and framed Ms. Venezuela
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Okay, I've been beaten. I've never been that fucked up before.
So did the raccoon escape, or was he booked as an accessory?
Sorry, Angel
Closest I got to the Navy was MCRD San Diego.
Ingenious use of the critter.
Still laughing after a second reading. Raccoon one, human 0.
So, a drunk guy captures a raccoon and manages to get its lips around the device and blow enough to start the vehicle? I'm calling BS on this one.
But, if I'm wrong, it's one of the greatest stories of all times!
I could say something about "coons" being induced to put there lips around certain objects.....but I would have to move a mobile home into the naughty corner as my permanent residence....
vaquero viejo
You don't just "capture" a raccoon.
loaded4bearm, never let the truth get in the way of a good story, and is, a good story!
"raccoon power"
just luv it
Wildflower
With my luck the raccoon would have shat on me rather than starting my car when squeezed.
Do not rust that raccoon as he drove the get away car in a bad drug deal and framed Ms. Venezuela
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