Monday, October 3, 2016

I didn't know Wisco was in the Navy


11 comments:

wirecutter said...

Okay, I've been beaten. I've never been that fucked up before.

Unknown said...

So did the raccoon escape, or was he booked as an accessory?

WiscoDave said...

Sorry, Angel
Closest I got to the Navy was MCRD San Diego.
Ingenious use of the critter.

Granny said...

Still laughing after a second reading. Raccoon one, human 0.

loaded4bear said...

So, a drunk guy captures a raccoon and manages to get its lips around the device and blow enough to start the vehicle? I'm calling BS on this one.

But, if I'm wrong, it's one of the greatest stories of all times!

Anonymous said...

I could say something about "coons" being induced to put there lips around certain objects.....but I would have to move a mobile home into the naughty corner as my permanent residence....


vaquero viejo

Anonymous said...

You don't just "capture" a raccoon.

pdwalker said...

loaded4bearm, never let the truth get in the way of a good story, and is, a good story!

Anonymous said...

"raccoon power"

just luv it

Wildflower

Anonymous said...

With my luck the raccoon would have shat on me rather than starting my car when squeezed.

The Zionist Rebel said...

Do not rust that raccoon as he drove the get away car in a bad drug deal and framed Ms. Venezuela