Monday, January 28, 2013

To prevent wrinkling and shrinkage...

make sure you hang your ballerinas to dry.

 
4 dozen cookies of your choice to the first dude (or dudette)
who can tell me what's missing...

12 comments:

crankyjohn said...

Or just stay out of a cold pool.

Devil Tongue said...

Soooo many thoughts come to mind I can not even begin to put them in words (that you might consider posting).

Grand said...

"4 dozen cookies of your choice to the first dude (or dudette) who can tell me what's missing..."

Several vertebrae?

hiswiserangel said...

Nope, they're there, just connected by a slinky.

try again

Grand said...

Visible boobs.

hiswiserangel said...

And your choice of cookies, Grand?

Grand said...

I'll quote the Big Bopper and say "Oh Baby. You know what I like."

hiswiserangel said...

Check.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Grand beat me to it. Except I was going to be crass and just say "no tits".
Do I still get my ham and bacon sammich for sucking up a couple of weeks ago?
And Grand, speaking of the day the music died, it was Feb. 3, 1959. 54 years next Monday. RIP
Terry
Fla.

hiswiserangel said...

I vaguely remember the ham and bacon sammich, Terry. Were you in the Naughty Corner with wirecutter yesterday?

Anonymous said...

Out of town guests over the weekend. Cramped my Internet style.
Terry
Fla.

timbo said...

My back hurts just looking at that ! And yeah, not a tit amongst them!