Sunday, March 24, 2013

I think I took this the wrong way

According to the anonymous commenters and emailers, I'm already destined to spend eternity roasting in Hell, so I think I'll go ahead and post this. Let's see how many other twisted people read this wrong.

Anyone know where I can pick up some SPF Brimstone?

12 comments:

stevierayv said...

I see what you did there

idahobob said...

What's wrong with that? The question is asking how often do you go to church.

It's all in the spelling and how the self righteous pharisees interpret it.

You rock, girl!

Bob
III

wirecutter said...

They spelled 'cums' wrong.

Angel eyes said...

More than once a year, Jesus Chr...oops.

hiswiserangel said...

I didn't know if I was supposed to count solos...which are pretty much all I've got.

Angel eyes said...

Gotta stay in practice, Angel.

And here we go...

hiswiserangel said...

Practice for what, rpm?

Do you think the guy who invented vibrators heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come"?

Anonymous said...

This thread certainly has taken a turn. Where it turned I am not so sure.
Just so you know, that church is in North Florida. Hold the map upside down... ;-)

Terry
Fla.

Angel eyes said...

To paraphrase our resident master, "you spelled cum wrong"

Heroditus Huxley said...

Who's Easter, and where does she live? She needs a Sybian. I'll chip in to help her buy one...

hiswiserangel said...

~spew~ Coke through the nose, Heroditus, that was absolutely classic. And I'd be willing to chip in on that too.

JeremyR said...

If you took that wrong, you aren't coming often enough.
Get some help if you really need a hand.