Okay, I'd eat a goat's eyeball sober before I'd touch Dianne Feinstein drunk. I can assure you, wirecutter is at the very LEAST that discriminating in his choice of amores.
I was running out of paint, had to shorten it up. And I was telling YOU to fuck the scabby, disease infested, lice ridden whore. I'd rather 'amuse' myself. (I had to say 'amuse' rather than jack off because I'm a gentleman)
So this redneck comes home with a couple hundred bucks. His wife is immediately suspicious and demands to know how he got it. Well, he asys, I won it at the bar. How did you win it? It was a contest to see who had the biggest dick. You laid your dick out on the bar for every one to see? Oh no, just enough of it to win.
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Unless... Crafty that he is, he misspelled it on purpose to throw the "man" off his trail!
You may be on to something there, timbo. :-)
I tawt I saw a wirecutter...
Never heard of him, don't know what you're talking about, this conversation is over until I call my attorney. Ahem.
Give him more credit. Ther is no way he would ever fuck Dianne Frankenstein. At least not sober.
I'm sure even drunk he wouldn't...
Are you sure? This is the guy who ate a goat's eyeball when he was drunk...
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Okay, I'd eat a goat's eyeball sober before I'd touch Dianne Feinstein drunk. I can assure you, wirecutter is at the very LEAST that discriminating in his choice of amores.
I was running out of paint, had to shorten it up.
And I was telling YOU to fuck the scabby, disease infested, lice ridden whore. I'd rather 'amuse' myself.
(I had to say 'amuse' rather than jack off because I'm a gentleman)
And so, wirecutter speaketh, so be it, one and all.
And yet you said jack off anyway. Now we all have that little vision dancing in our heads...
You said "little", not nice.
Sorry, that ginormous, fearsome, magnificently manly vision...
So this redneck comes home with a couple hundred bucks. His wife is immediately suspicious and demands to know how he got it.
Well, he asys, I won it at the bar.
How did you win it?
It was a contest to see who had the biggest dick.
You laid your dick out on the bar for every one to see?
Oh no, just enough of it to win.
"Now we all have that little vision dancing in our heads..."
You called him a fairy. That's twice, now.
Really, I don't think anyone, in there right mind, drunk or sober, would fuck that ugly, self absorbed bitch............;)
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