Thursday, June 26, 2014

The Man Panty Protest of '14

"Give us your frayed, your skidmarked, 
your waistbands losing elasticity..."


Wirecutter shared the government's plan to provide 42,000 man panties to the illegal aliens, from run of the mill S/M/L's all the way to 6XGrande's. Someone came up with the brilliant idea to help/protest by sending them all the man panties they can handle. Tighty Whities, banana hammocks, those kick ass boxer briefs, just plain boxers. You got 'em, they want 'em. Think how many times you've heard "He'd give you the shirt of his back." What greater love hath man than to give his fellow man his briefs? Send 'em to your favorite amnesty advocating congresscritter, send 'em to ICE or DHS, or send 'em to the Big Banana himself. Imagine if every Patriot sent in just one pair of slightly used whoo-haw holders, the White House would be covered. 

Now, I know some of you ~coughwirecuttercough~ prefer a state of natural unfetteredness and claim not to possess man panties. No excuses, go to your local Dollar store, purchase a pack of slightly irregulars, give 'em a good sweaty workout, and post those puppies forthwith.

Man Panties for Progress
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave W
Washington DC 20500

Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary Thomas S. Winkowski
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
500 12th St., SW
Washington, D.C. 20536

Secretary Jeh Charles Johnson
Department of Homeland Security
Washington, D.C. 20528



7 comments:

Jesse in DC said...

If you are thinking about sending some to POTUS, I recommend ladies undies, so he gets some that fit....

JPD said...

This is great. I just addressed three manila envelopes. dug out three pair of old boxers. I will admit, they are clean.

In the mail first thing in the morning.

Anonymous said...

You can't have my favourite ones. I've only had them for 4 years. Still a bit of life in them.

MW@PNG

Ian Restil said...

Och, lassie, you'll nae be finding that which you seek beneath the kilt, sorry.

idahobob said...

Like I said over at WC's......fuck 'em.

Bob
III

Robert Fowler said...

They can have my boxer-briefs when they pry them off my cold dead ass. Or something like that.

West Tx at Heart said...

just send all the pairs left at your place ;-)