Notfuhnuttin, but the warning is... "if it has tits or tires..." and we are looking at a situation where "it" has BOTH. Any half-sane male would back away from the situation with fearful recognition that NOTHING good can come from a contest of wills with this particular Beast.
Just go get a beer or six while the tire and the tits sorted things out.
pick your favorite tire store, drive in, pitch em the keys, go in their customer lounge, have a coffee or coke, read a magazine, wait on em to sort it out...
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Then you put away your tools, grab a beer, walk outside, yell, scream and punch the wall. Then in your moral and righteous clarity go rub the tits...
Works for me.
I overheard the ex telling one of her girlfriends "if it has testicles or tires..."
Al_in_Ottawa
Notfuhnuttin, but the warning is... "if it has tits or tires..." and we are looking at a situation where "it" has BOTH. Any half-sane male would back away from the situation with fearful recognition that NOTHING good can come from a contest of wills with this particular Beast.
Just go get a beer or six while the tire and the tits sorted things out.
My first thought was "if it has tit and tires togethe, you have double the trouble!' Gat out! NOW!
Michael in Nelson
Woah-- Put it in a cage ASAP, unscrew the valve core and let out the pressure. That's the definition of unserviceable!
Now ponder if the tits had tires!
ML27
pick your favorite tire store, drive in, pitch em the keys, go in their customer lounge, have a coffee or coke, read a magazine, wait on em to sort it out...
vaquero viejo
I think that tire is booby trapped...
Jean
She's gonna blow!
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