Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Just a Friendly Tip from WiserAngel


More elected CO Asshats

Dem rep, MS. Diana DeGette mocks senior citizen concerned over the new gun bans. Watch and weep for our brothers and sisters trapped in Colorado.

 
From MS. DeGette's online biography:
 
PERSONALA fourth-generation Coloradoan, U.S. Rep. DeGette graduated from Denver’s South High School, received her B.A. magna cum laude from Colorado College in 1979 and her J.D. from New York University School of Law in 1982. She served two terms in the Colorado House of Representatives serving as Assistant Minority Leader from 1993-1995.
U.S. Rep. DeGette is married to attorney Lino Lipinsky. They have two daughters and a dog named Charlie.

I am personally pissed she named her dog Charlie.
Contact info for the rude and dismissive MS. DeGette:

http://degette.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=483&Itemid=202

Oooo girl, I done got my nails did!

Behold! Your tax dollars at work, or How I Used My EBT Card....


Dayum! I smell GOOOD!!!

I got this from the Cute Chicks for Valentine's Day and just broke it out this week. I absolutely LOVE perfume, it's almost as bad an addiction as open-toed CFMs and guns, but I hate spending $80 for a little bottle of D&G Light Blue. THIS is just as good and only $30. I keep sticking my face down the neck of my sweater and sniffing my ta-tas. When I move my arm, the gentle fragrance sweeps by and I end up sniffing my wrists. I so can't wear this out in public, or I'm going to get even more unwarranted attention for aberrant behavior. You want a clean, feminine, delicate, kick-ass fragrance for your women-folk, this is it. Angel Swear.
 
Master perfumers have layered sparkling lemon, vanilla orchid, and juicy apple with bright spring woods to create this effortlessly sexy fragrance inspired by the fresh air and natural beauty of America's countryside. With a higher concentration of fragrance oils, our Eau de Toilette gives you a more intense, longer-lasting fragrance experience than Fragrance Mist.
  • Fragrance Top Notes: Sparkling Lemon, Grapefruit Zest, Juicy Pear, Crushed Leaves, Marigold
  • Fragrance Mid Notes: Fresh Raspberry, Jasmine Petals, Day Lily, Gardenia, Orange Blossom
  • Fragrance Dry Notes: Peach Nectar, Vanilla Orchid, hint of Praline & Patchouli, Cedar Wood, Amber Wood, Skin Musk


If it wasn't OVER before...


Grace and the WiserAngel

Since we've already discussed my ballet career (short) and lack of grace in motion, let me fill you in on my morning. Woke up to a nice slick coating of ice on EVERYTHING. Got the girls up and breakfasted, while they were watching P&F, I was out spreading sand and salt so the cute chicks wouldn't slip and bust their cute little tushies.  Got them out to the van safely and into school without incident and decided to treat myself to Subway for breakfast.

Home with a 6-inch flatbread egg white with veggies and a light Lemonade, keys and drink in one hand and sandwich in the other, I set foot on the bottom step and... WHAM! Flat on my back. Not a drop spilled or a sandwich squished; but I'm laying there splayed out with my feet up on the 1st and 2nd steps (don't remember that) and freezing rain coating me. Contemplated just laying there until the cold took me, but I'm no quitter.

Rolled onto my hands and knees and crawled, breakfast still grasped in my hands, up the steps and into the house. I've got a hot pack on my neck and shoulder and a cold pack on the tushy. I'll post pics of the bruises as they develop. Fucking Texas Spring weather.

Good Morning! Happy Hump Day!

 
Go forth into the world
and cry havoc...

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Book Geek

Yes, I love my Kindle, portable, sleek, and discreet; where my naughtiest BDSM novels nestle innocently next to my Vietnam War histories and a couple of sadly ignored inspirational "Know you, be you, love you" books. But THIS is what makes my heart beat a little faster. To walk in and drink with my eyes the richness of the leather bindings, inhale the smell of good paper and ink, and feel the weight of so many words woven into worlds settle around my shoulders, urging me into the nearest overstuffed leather chair. Legs draped over an arm as I settle into the corner, glasses perched on my nose, I slip from the pain of this reality into any world I desire. This is my haven.
 

Booze and Cigar Thirty: Quittin' Time

Haven't given you dudes anything to drool over in a while...

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott on the UN Arms Treaty

 
Not wasting any time, our state's Attorney General vowed to defeat the UN global arms treaty as soon as the news was announced and heralded by our pResident.Someone needs to remind Obama and the Dems that we are STILL a sovereign nation with a Constitution guaranteeing our rights. We don't need the UN's input.
 
Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott on Tuesday vowed to use every means necessary to fight the “dangerous” United Nations global arms treaty that was overwhelmingly approved by the General Assembly on Tuesday.
 
Speaking to a group of reporters on a conference call, Abbott warned that the arms treaty “raises a red warning flag to anyone concerned about the liberties guaranteed to all Americans under the United States Constitution.”
 
 
One of my favorite lines from the letter he sent Obama:
 
He went on: “We cannot accept a president or the possibility of a Senate that are going to seize our constitutional guarantees to international authorities… We fought and we won a war to protect us from rulers in a distant land trying to limit our rights. We have circled back now to a point where it seems like our federal government is trying to cede our authority away.”

How do we make this happen?

For Crankyjohn and Wirecutter, may you always enjoy Walmart.