My version included the question, what attracted you to my daughter? Note, if it begins with Tm or A, drop the paper and pen and run, preferably in a serpentine fashion. Make it sporting for me.
Glad I never had to shoot any, just helped jide the remains.
When my one daughter was late getting back from a date, I went looking. There are only about four places to hide in this neck of the woods, one of them is called Missouri. Anyway, when I found them, things were just starting to get a bit hot. Well, I yanked open the car door and jerked him out. He hit the ground running, and my daughter started screaming, "Shoot him in the leg, he's gonna get away!"
I never, ever filled out a form like that. I could coast my motorcycle, killed, up to the girls house. Quietly sneak in and out of windows, and be off like the Bandit :) forms!, we don't need no stinkin forms P.S. second story windows, no problemo! parents! If you have girls the word of the day is chastity belts
Making Fathers frown, Mothers blush, and girls giggle was a full time hobby for many, many years. Saddly, yesterday's gone :( Now I have to wait for the resthome, I hear lots of action there :)
Angel,...... Your gonna make this old "dawg" come off the porch A cattle country girl like you knows what happens to the fences between the Bull pen and the Heifer lot in spring :) have a good Sunday Darling
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My version included the question, what attracted you to my daughter? Note, if it begins with Tm or A, drop the paper and pen and run, preferably in a serpentine fashion. Make it sporting for me.
Glad I never had to shoot any, just helped jide the remains.
Now I understand why I didn't have a date until I was 20. Oh, that and I was geek girl.
When my one daughter was late getting back from a date, I went looking. There are only about four places to hide in this neck of the woods, one of them is called Missouri.
Anyway, when I found them, things were just starting to get a bit hot. Well, I yanked open the car door and jerked him out. He hit the ground running, and my daughter started screaming, "Shoot him in the leg, he's gonna get away!"
When you have a boy you worry about one penis. When you have a girl you worry about all of them.
I never, ever filled out a form like that. I could coast my motorcycle, killed, up to the girls house. Quietly sneak in and out of windows, and be off like the Bandit :)
forms!, we don't need no stinkin forms
P.S. second story windows, no problemo! parents! If you have girls the word of the day is chastity belts
Millwright, Poppy warned me about boys like you... ;-)
Making Fathers frown, Mothers blush, and girls giggle was a full time hobby for many, many years. Saddly, yesterday's gone :( Now I have to wait for the resthome, I hear lots of action there :)
You make me giggle and blush, and I'm no where near close to nursing home bait.
Angel,...... Your gonna make this old "dawg" come off the porch
A cattle country girl like you knows what happens to the fences between the Bull pen and the Heifer lot in spring :) have a good Sunday Darling
My, my, my, Mr. Millwright, you do go on.... Spring got a lot more than my daffodils popping up. ;-D
do you always have to get the last word? I said goodbye, no reply needed
FYI....:) not :(
Sorry, hon, I was in the kitchen making oatmeal raisin cookies and sammiches. ;-)
That's a keeper
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