Tuesday, March 12, 2013

His parents LOVED him

 
and other random musings from
an addlepatted brain...
 



 
Be honest with Angel,
how many of y'all want to be 3-toed sloths now?
 

12 comments:

Angel eyes said...

I have 3 toes on one foot, does that count?

Anonymous said...

As for that second one, there actually is a medication that causes that very reaction in I think about 20% of users. Be damned if I can remember the name of it, but I'd love to be on it and part of that 20%

hiswiserangel said...

Oh please, breathing causes orgasms in men. :-P

stevierayv said...

As long as i'm not a sloth when you say bacons ready

Angel eyes said...

Angel, it happens if the wind blows!

hiswiserangel said...

I knew it! Oxygen causes male orgasms!

Keads said...

Meh. I have not been excited since oh, 1978 or so.

JeremyR said...

Angel, every young man is up at the crack of dawn.
We have all felt merry at one time or another.
They say the average man thing about sex every six seconds, which means that six out of every seven seconds is WASTED.
As for boobies, some like em big, some like em small, I like em all.
Honestly though, I'm more of a leg and hips guy.

hiswiserangel said...

Keads, that sounds like a challenge. ;-) Or a bald-faced lie.

Grand said...

"I knew it! Oxygen causes male orgasms!"

Easy test. Disallow a man oxygen and he will not have an orgasm. Therefore your assertion must be correct.

hiswiserangel said...

There's a couple of dudes on whom I'd like to try that.

Wraith said...

WARNING: MAY CAUSE MULTIPLE ORGASMS

I am totally thinking a T-shirt would sell like hotcakes.