Spiders and spider webs don't mean nuth'in to me. Snakes, on the other hand, rate a 30 mag on full auto followed by as many 12g .00 buckshot as I can rack and fire. Location is immaterial nor are bystanders.
Moths? A car battery, inverter and a heavy duty bug zapper will take care of that. In NE SD we relax and drink beer while watching he zapper. That's entertainment...
Oh yeah! The Frankie and Annette movies. Didn't he snap his fingers and say "Let's ride..."? Spent several hours thinking it was Bob Crane. I need new glasses.
Well Angel, I can honestly tell you, I'm not scawred of spiders or snakes...... When I was young I had a friend deathly afraid of spiders, I worked at a gas station by a river, spiders were all over the ceiling, I'd get a can of starting fluid and a lighter, then blowtorch their webs, they would come streaming down, my buddy ran like a nigga from the cops. It was weekly fun............:)
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Very funny! Luckily I don't encounter a lot of spider webs while riding my motorcycle!
It's okay timbo, I'd think you were cool even if you looked like a ninja on crack walking through a spider web.
Spiders and spider webs don't mean nuth'in to me. Snakes, on the other hand, rate a 30 mag on full auto followed by as many 12g .00 buckshot as I can rack and fire. Location is immaterial nor are bystanders.
I swear to God, I'm going to spend all my time saving the Patriot dudes from spiders and snakes.
We'll protect you from the zombie apocalypse hordes, you protect us from snakes and spiders, Deal?
Oh Hell NO! I got the zombies. But I'd be ever so grateful if y'all would save me from the freakin' moths. 'kay?
Moths? A car battery, inverter and a heavy duty bug zapper will take care of that. In NE SD we relax and drink beer while watching he zapper. That's entertainment...
I could get into that. :-)
Kinda early in the day for innuendos, innit? ;)
What innuendo, rpm? ~wide eyed innocence~
Nice avi. ;-)
Thanks for the compliment. I figured out how to do it while at work and sober. I'm neither now!
rpm, I've spent all day trying to figure out who that is. any hints?
Harvey Lembeck (1923–1982) Playing Eric von Zipper the biker in the old beach movies. Hilarious and corny stuff!
Oh yeah! The Frankie and Annette movies. Didn't he snap his fingers and say "Let's ride..."? Spent several hours thinking it was Bob Crane. I need new glasses.
So what if I wrap a snake around me and ride my motorcycle through a flaming spider web and a flock of moths?
Damn Wraith, I'd probably spontaneously combust...
Snakes don't bother me.
Spiders are pretty cool, unless they crawl on my neck.
Bears and mountain lions, just another day in the woods.
Ticks. :(
Well Angel, I can honestly tell you, I'm not scawred of spiders or snakes......
When I was young I had a friend deathly afraid of spiders, I worked at a gas station by a river, spiders were all over the ceiling, I'd get a can of starting fluid and a lighter, then blowtorch their webs, they would come streaming down, my buddy ran like a nigga from the cops. It was weekly fun............:)
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