Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Actually, it gets my wife in the mood. I ain't gonna argue with that.
"Get off" I can't see the weather channel!!! I can't keep my wife out of the mood!
Damn, Angel! That's a little harsh don't you think?
you could reverse that memeand it would also be truehave ya ever heard of adead f@#% ;-)livin to ridelove ya angel ;-);-)
I'm sorry, livin, I don't know what that word is supposed to be. I need to buy a vowel. :-)And I don't know how to play golf.
I don't get it.
Reminds me of when Arnold Palmer's wife was being interviewed by Johnny Carson. He asked her if she did anything to bring him luck before a tournament. She said, "I kiss his balls."
You know the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A man is willing to get wet to find a golf ball.
i hate golfit makes no senseput a little ball on the groundbeat it away with a clubthen walk after itutterly senseless livin to ride
I always say, "Old golfers never die. They just lose their balls."Rusty
Y'know why the game is called "golf"?Because "Awshit" was already taken.
perhaps she just needs to learn how to make a balloon Giraffe.
And then Johnny, "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up."And that's why she sued Johnny for his very funny, but ultimately costly, quip.
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Actually, it gets my wife in the mood. I ain't gonna argue with that.
"Get off" I can't see the weather channel!!!
I can't keep my wife out of the mood!
Damn, Angel! That's a little harsh don't you think?
you could reverse that meme
and it would also be true
have ya ever heard of a
dead f@#% ;-)
livin to ride
love ya angel ;-);-)
I'm sorry, livin, I don't know what that word is supposed to be. I need to buy a vowel. :-)
And I don't know how to play golf.
I don't get it.
Reminds me of when Arnold Palmer's wife was being interviewed by Johnny Carson. He asked her if she did anything to bring him luck before a tournament. She said, "I kiss his balls."
You know the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A man is willing to get wet to find a golf ball.
i hate golf
it makes no sense
put a little ball on the ground
beat it away with a club
then walk after it
utterly senseless
livin to ride
I always say, "Old golfers never die. They just lose their balls."
Rusty
Y'know why the game is called "golf"?
Because "Awshit" was already taken.
perhaps she just needs to learn how to make a balloon Giraffe.
And then Johnny, "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up."
And that's why she sued Johnny for his very funny, but ultimately costly, quip.
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