So there I was in Kabul in 02...When I arrived I was shown our facilities...two porta potties and I notice another set 50 yards father down the road. I was told that those two were for contractors and Afghan National Army (ANA) members. They took me over and gave me a closer look. The contractor lounge was just normal ole Porta john, next to it though was a HUGE sign with the letters "ANA". I opened the door, and it was coated in crap, every side and I think it was even on the ceiling. They explained that aside from the obvious reasons the reason that the ANA was limited to a single john was...Two things; first Haji never sits down, he squats and his aim sucks.. and second, because the pumper trucks that are used to empty the johns got tired of breaking the trucks because of the rocks they kept sucking out of the holding tanks. It seems Haji can't quite grasp the idea of toilet paper and he would carry in a couple of his favorite rocks to pinch hit for the Charmin TP. So to clean it out they haul it over to the dump, turn it upside down and hose it off. Just think about the guys who did this job when you are feeling sorry for yourself because you have a crappy job (fill in your own punch line) MSG Grumpy
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First cousin marriage for 1400yrs...
and I thought I couldn't dance...at least I can do jumping jacks. well I could a 100 lbs ago.
Looked more like the Village People. I could have sworn they were going, "Why-Em-See-AYYYY!"
Yeah muzzie inbreeding. Apparently 40% of Muzloid couples in Dearborn Michigan are first cousins. Don't remember where I got that stat.
I thought this is the talent search or rehearsal for "Dance Fever."
So there I was in Kabul in 02...When I arrived I was shown our facilities...two porta potties and I notice another set 50 yards father down the road. I was told that those two were for contractors and Afghan National Army (ANA) members. They took me over and gave me a closer look. The contractor lounge was just normal ole Porta john, next to it though was a HUGE sign with the letters "ANA". I opened the door, and it was coated in crap, every side and I think it was even on the ceiling. They explained that aside from the obvious reasons the reason that the ANA was limited to a single john was...Two things; first Haji never sits down, he squats and his aim sucks.. and second, because the pumper trucks that are used to empty the johns got tired of breaking the trucks because of the rocks they kept sucking out of the holding tanks. It seems Haji can't quite grasp the idea of toilet paper and he would carry in a couple of his favorite rocks to pinch hit for the Charmin TP. So to clean it out they haul it over to the dump, turn it upside down and hose it off. Just think about the guys who did this job when you are feeling sorry for yourself because you have a crappy job (fill in your own punch line)
MSG Grumpy
Bodes ill for their (Afghan) Olympic teams! lol
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