Saturday, September 14, 2013
Advice from wiserangel
DON'T, under any circumstance and no matter how ripped and cute the college guys are, kick a soccer ball while wearing sandals. It's not worth it. As soon as my toes made contact, I knew I fucked up. Kicked the ball back to them, waved, laughed at their cute flirty comments, all while cringing as I felt my toe swell and then throb. Had to wait for them to turn back to their drills before limping over to the bench where I sat and whimpered until grandma brought the van around to pick up the cute chicks and my lame ass.
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Ouch, I'm sorry. Do you think you broke it? That's what my toe looked like when I broke it.
At least your pedi looks pretty! ;)
-CM
The xray showed a clean break just above the joint. Not much they can do, I'm in a hard walking boot for a few weeks.
Thank you! That's Love Affair red.
At least you were smart and got a boot. I was a dumb kid the 3 times I broke my big toe and it was a badge of idiot honor to be able to still be able to walk on my broken toe. At least I learned from it for later.
-CM
LMAO What did you do? Kick it with your toes and not the top of your foot? I kick balls all the time and don't break my toes. Although I'm not sure I'd kick a football in sandals.
Do we need to find those college guys to come take care of you? lol Hope your feeling better soon.
Only four toes, how quaint.
Yeah, Angel eyes, the little toe just popped clean off and flew across the Commons.
Grrr
Oh no, you did NOT just growl at me, Angel eyes.
I've had worse scratches on my eyeball.I would hate to see the damage if you tried a header.Get well soon!
I'll be smart and keep my smart assed remarks to myself.
snort, choke......
Bob
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Let 'em fly, Bob, wouldn't want you to blow a gasket.
Naw, I'm going to play it safe.
Bob
III
Soccer 101. No kickee with toes.
Chicken!!! It's not like I can put my foot in your ass...
Yeah, especially not that foot!
BWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!
Bob
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And I'm too uncoordinated to put my left foot in your ass...
So, fire away, cheer me up and bring a grin to my face...
With that foot, I don't think that you would get a grin, mebbe a grimace.
Bob
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The important question is did you get their phone numbers?
Ah, Odysseus, I'm no Cougar. I'm barely a MILF. They called me "ma'am".
Ma'am? ROTFLMFAO!!
Shaddup, catfish, don't make me smack you...
OWWW!!!--Ray
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