Friday, June 14, 2013

Dissing Marilyn Monroe's library

Saw this on Facebook, and it was inspirational. I mean, I related to the body image and it's Marilyn Monroe. Thought, "Yes! Somewhere in history, I was a babe!" And then they dissed her books. C'mon, chubby thighs and wiggly ass isn't that bad, but when you start talking about a woman's books not being perky, that's just going way too far. I, myself, have many classic tomes that show the wear of late night and repeated readings. Lay 'em on their backs, and they flop right open to the good parts. So ladies, it's time to unite and let the world know that a Woman of Value reads the perkiness right out of her books.

30 comments:

Dave in Indiana said...

No doubt! Anorexic skanks really turn me off. Who wants a shrink wrapped skeleton?

I prefer a healthy gal with a little meat on her bones!

Anonymous said...

I completely agree Red. That don't happen often! ha ha ha I like real women. I don't require implants or botox. Just a good heart. Being a terrific cook doesn't hurt either! ha ha ha ha the rat

Angel eyes said...

It's the amount of love in the woman, period.

hiswiserangel said...

I love y'all to death, but you're missing the play on the typo.
The author was trying to say "her boobs aren't perky" and typed "books" instead.
And I was saying that a smart, thinking woman has her own sex appeal.
My BOOKS aren't perky because they are lovingly read.

Angel eyes said...

Boobs vs. books?
I do love reading a good book, but I'd put it aside in a heartbeat if I had to choose between the two, or would that be the three? Hmm.
;)

hiswiserangel said...

rpm, good book or old not so perky boobs?

Angel eyes said...

The latter. I'll read to you afterward.

hiswiserangel said...

:-)
So what are we reading, rpm? One of my Harlequin Regency Romances?

"He released her heaving bosoms from the confines of her lacy corset as he rubbed his turgid manhood in between her rounded buttocks..."

Angel eyes said...

I suddenly need some fresh air, whew.

Anonymous said...

I do not care for bony anorexic women either. It is just not healthy. Not how the human body was intended to appear.

Another woman who is beautiful wihthout being bony: Hedy Lamarr. She had brains too (co-inventor of frequency-hoppy spread-spectrum, a way of defeating radar jamming).

hiswiserangel said...

I think I missed my calling as a romance novelist. It's okay, rpm, I won't hurt you. Much.

Angel eyes said...

Hedy, not Hedly, Lamarr, Lauren Bacall, Sophia Loren (mama mia!!!).


hiswiserangel said...

My absolute favorite pic is of Sophia Loren glaring at Jayne Mansfield's tatas.

Angel eyes said...

"Life" magazine. My mom still has that issue. '65 or so.
I, umm, enjoyed that photo as a yout.

Angel eyes said...

Pain can be disconnected. Pleasure? Gotta run with that!

hiswiserangel said...

Okay, rpm, maybe not pain, but some soreness and pulled muscles...

Angel eyes said...

Now you're talking!

OT
I need a new moniker. Ideas?

hiswiserangel said...

Hmmmm, it needs to be something masculine that sounds good when moaned in the throes of passion...

Angel eyes said...

Moaned by whom? It's important.

hiswiserangel said...

Why, by the woman of your dreams, of course. :-)

Angel eyes said...

OOh God, yes, more, deeper, again. All taken.

Angel eyes said...

Testing

hiswiserangel said...

Maybe if you run it all together...ohgodyesmoreharderdeeperfaster.... is that taken?

Angel eyes? rpm? Me likey if it is. If not, oops, welcome Angel eyes.

Angel eyes said...

Angel Eyes is me.
Rpm2day
Thumb up or down?

Angel eyes said...

That's me, rpm.
Beta version
Luvs and lights out

Craig M. said...

Unfortunately, she died with a junkie needle sticking out of her arm. She was hot at one time though.

hiswiserangel said...

Sorry, I had to go to bed. Early morning. Definitely two thumbs up, Angel eyes.

Angel eyes said...

Thanks,
I'll try it out for a bit. Feels strange but my son stole my rpm2day for his mc plate so I have to move along.

hiswiserangel said...

Did you beat his ass? I saw the avi, and knew immediately it was you. :-) I like it. Although it's weird not being the only Angel hanging around.

Angel eyes said...

To tell the truth, I passed the torch voluntarily.