Tuesday, June 11, 2013

The ULTIMATE Man Gift

For Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries,
you can't go wrong with...
 
 

13 comments:

Volfram said...

My sister went vegetarian for one month.

She gained 15 pounds.

After she quit that diet, she binged on, among other things, bacon.

I believe she was back to her normal weight in 2 weeks.

Bacon, the TRUE natural diet food.

(I'm also the lightest and most physically fit of the 4 guys living in my house. I think it's no coincidence that I eat the most bacon.)

taminator013 said...

I think that maybe that is the second greatest man gift..........

hiswiserangel said...

Um, guns? Ammo? Clue a girl in, taminator...

taminator013 said...

I always wanted a purple floribunda rose bush, but that's just me...................

hiswiserangel said...

And here I thought you were going to say something crude like a pussywillow bush.

taminator013 said...

Nope. A (sort of) gentleman to the (maybe just tiny bit rotten) core.

hiswiserangel said...

Well taminator, I'm a Lady until tequila and circumstances say otherwise.

taminator013 said...

I did ask SRV to find you a chocolate sports bra..........

RabidAlien said...

Chocolate sports bra? Pics, or it didn't happen!!!!

hiswiserangel said...

You'll have to help srv and taminator find me one, Rabid. Otherwise it's a bottle of Hershey's Syrup and nothing else...

taminator013 said...

Picture in my head. Heart attack in 1...2....3...................

RabidAlien said...

Hey, Hershey's Syrup is still chocolate-ish. It fits the category.

Volfram said...

Chocolate doesn't have the structural integrity for a sports bra. Perhaps chocolate-flavored fruit leather?

Personally, I have ceased asking for specific things for gifts. If you find something cool, interesting, bizarre, that you think I'll like, that's the best.(My brother and his wife got me Uber-magnets and ferrofluid two years ago. It was AWESOME!)