Saturday, June 15, 2013

Never EVER believe a candidate

Any political candidate can be compared to a 19-year-old boy
with an unlimited supply of condoms.
He'll lie, tell you everything you want to hear and promise to use protection
just to get you in bed with him.
 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whores. Whores tell you what you want to hear to take your money.

Strippers. Strippers tell you what you want to hear to take your money.

Politicians. Politicians tell you what you want to hear to take your money.

They all consider their clients suckers. Despite that, I apologize for offending whores and strippers.

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, but at least the strippers and whores give you something for your money. Maybe more than you paid for.

Volfram said...

Eh. You're getting screwed regardless.

Starlady said...

Oh, but the key word is 'unnecessarily'! You see these are all necessary programs - for our SAFETY, you know. And they've worked SO well for George & Barack - Boston, New York, Chicago, Aurora, Newtown. Because now we are SAFE, right?