This reminds me of the Summer of Crochanity. Grandma Doris went on a cozy crochet frenzy, we were making crocheted cozies for EVERYTHING, including the toilet. Tank cozy, lid cozy, and a very disturbingly comfortable yet disgusting seat cozy. Poppy begged me to stop her before she crocheted something terrifying. Fortunately, we never made it this far.