Monday, May 20, 2013

Good morning, y'all

"Men wake up aroused in the morning. They can’t help it. They just wake up and they want you.

But, women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?”

It’s because they can’t see you. They have no blood anywhere near their optic nerve."


Bushwack said...

Not exactly true. Its the "Feel" of the woman, hands know the flaws, hands know the woman next to them don't look like that on the outside. Men know the ass they are next may be bigger or smaller or same size as the picture. The FEEL is familiar and some of us actually would rather have their wives in the morning than the high maintenance female pictured...

I don't know who that man would be and he obviously needs some mental help.. just sayin.

catfish said...

Sorry, as dangerous as it is to disagree with a Redhead I have to disagree with you on this one. I agree with Bushwack, the familiar women next to you is better a high maintenance filly any day.
Also what we see is the women that turns us on, in all her wonderful imperfections. All her glorious flaws, sags and life experiences. And knowing that she doesn't mind we have "chest er drawers" disease doesn't hurt either. lol
Beside I don't see well in the morning. I wear trifocals and always forget where I put them the night before so I have to grope my around to find them. LMAO

hiswiserangel said...

I adore you dudes, you are so freaking sweet sometimes. ;-)

But you missed the joke:
"It’s because they can’t see you. They have no blood anywhere near their optic nerve."

Get it? Blood in the whoo-haw and nowhere near the optic nerve? Can't see? Damn, I hate having to explain the joke. ;-)

Bushwack said...

HA, well, all that being said sometimes in the morning the dog is in danger... Morning wood knows no limitations

catfish said...

I got the joke Angel dear. That's why I keep an inflatable sheep by the bed, just in case!

hiswiserangel said...

Heh, back in the days when men were men, women were asleep, and sheep were inflatible. ;-)