Tuesday, May 28, 2013

When you know...

your penis has completely inverted and turned into a pussy. The Stockholm police's official stand on the Muslim rioting:

But while the Stockholm riots keep spreading and intensifying, Swedish police have adopted a tactic of non-interference. ”Our ambition is really to do as little as possible,” Stockholm Chief of Police Mats Löfving explained to the Swedish newspaper Expressen on Tuesday.

”We go to the crime scenes, but when we get there we stand and wait,” elaborated Lars Byström, the media relations officer of the Stockholm Police Department. ”If we see a burning car, we let it burn if there is no risk of the fire spreading to other cars or buildings nearby. By doing so we minimize the risk of having rocks thrown at us.”

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I maintain your premise is faulty.
They just need some redheaded women police. Problem solved.

Terry
Fla.

RabidAlien said...

::facepalm::

Your tax dollars at work, Sweden. Afraid of rocks thrown at you? Don't you have riot shields, helmets, faceplates, and EFFIN FIREARMS?!? This is nothing more than a simple game of Texas Holdem....I see your rock, and raise you hot lead.

catfish said...

WTF? Some of you Texans need to take a bunch of fifth graders over there on a field trip and kick some butt! What happened to those ass kicking Swedes like Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden? He must be spinning in his grave!

Angel eyes said...

Pathetic. Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, Sweden.
Don't they get pissed off enough to want to kill back, or do they just piss their pants?

I do like Terry's idea, though. Muzzy heads on a pike, anyone?

This calls for a redhead warrior meme now, Angel.

James Butler said...

Thanks to the communists and social Dems, Most Europeans, the Dutch, Swedes, Even Austrians and Hungarians have long bent over and were grabbing their ankles from long time ago. Like in the 90s...

I guess now that they are slowly becoming a minority, they are enjoying their wild fucking by the muzzies...

Something to look forward in another generation or so here... They already have control of the govment, acadamia, schools and press, America is next...

Heisenbug said...

The other problem is that they have the police "handling" this. Entire sections of cities that have essentially seceded and refuse to accept the law of the land? That really needs the army. Wipe out all resistance, round up everyone else and ship them back to whatever shit holes their families originally came from. Problem solved.

Wraith said...

I'm thinking even Justin Beiber has more balls than every "male" in Sweden, combined.

What that country needs is an emergency deployment consisting of a handful of well-armed American rednecks. I give it a week until the Muslims are gone and nine months until their gene pool improves immeasurably. ;)

Toejam said...

Interesting theory.

However it was invented by the Irish Police (Garda Siochana). They are about as inept and effective in crime preventing as a "size small" tampon is when incerted into a Female elephant's vagina.

Their main task is to "take reports", "keep an open mind", "follow a definite line of inquiry" and remain in the station house (barracks) out of sight of the public because they might just be forced to react when they see an assault or robbery taking place.

Useless twits.

Volfram said...

Every place I've worked so far, you'd get fired for saying "My ambition is to put in as little effort as possible."

If you're doing the kind of job where that actually works, you're doing a job that machines can do.(and will be once I finish my prototype)