Monday, May 13, 2013

Milfy Monday: Russian Edition

 
Yeah, Ivanka,
I think that's an epic fail on the "Pencil Test".

19 comments:

Heroditus Huxley said...

I've nursed two kids and have H cup breasts...I fail the can of tuna test, now.

hiswiserangel said...

Heh, mine are perky when I bend over and start rolling them up to tuck in my bra. Nursing does do a job on the mammaries.

Angel eyes said...


My first girlfriend passed the pencil test. Mama Mia.

hiswiserangel said...

Not particularly feeling generous towards perky young things and men in general, rpm.

Angel eyes said...

Just keep'm natural. I'm older and an age appropriate letch now.
And by the way, you were the one that brought up the subject. ;)

hiswiserangel said...

Yes, but not as a spot to praise perky young things, may they all fall to their kneecaps by their
40s.
Sorry rpm, my life sucking is not a reason to take it out on you. Letch on, dude.

Angel eyes said...

An Intardwebs (stolen from Zoomie) hug then. A long one for ya. I have all night.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Too bad you're so far away. I've got a bottle of bourbon that I could share...and a shoulder to lean on.

hiswiserangel said...

Thanks, hugs back. :-)

hiswiserangel said...

Heroditus, in my best Homer Simpson voice, "Mmmmm bourbon...."
I've had my pity party, pulled on the big girl panties and have the future mapped out in true Fierce Redhead fashion. :-)

Angel eyes said...

We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.

You can

hiswiserangel said...

:-D

106 miles to Chicago.

Man, now I'm gonna have to stay up late and watch it.

wirecutter said...

H CUPS???!!!???

Does the H stand for Huge or Holy Shit?

H cups? Really?

Angel eyes said...

Me and Hux will watch it with you, in spirit.

hiswiserangel said...

"Irv, clean up in aisle 7!"

Angel eyes said...

I see what you did there.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Yes, Wirecutter, H cups. They're occasionally useful--I can carry a 1911 fully concealed on my waist with nothing more than a baggy shirt draped over them--but most of the time, they just get in the way and hurt my back. Remember: those are on a 4'11" frame.

Robert Fowler said...

rpm2day said...

My first girlfriend passed the pencil test. Mama Mia.

Yeah, mine did too. Of course with a cup size of A-, Oh well. Both of my wives have been C cuppers. Sometimes we learn holding a pencil is not really a skill.

Chief Nose Wetter said...

Russian Shish Ka Bobs marinating in Stoli internally.....tasty!