Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Here, breathe through my bra

I'm a lingerie slut. I have more bras than any one woman could possibly wear. But I must have one of these. They are sooooo pretty, and functional! The Ebra, breaks into two emergency filter masks. And if you really need it, the Radiation Bra, two masks with a radiation detector between the tatas. Regular bra only $29.00, which is really reasonable for just a freaking bra, let alone a bra and two emergency masks. The rad ebra is slightly pricier at $49.99.



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually one of the better ideas I've seen lately.

Anonymous said...

Somebody had to be really stoned to think that up---Ray

hiswiserangel said...

Ray, I figured it was some dude trying to find a plausible way to get ladies to take their bras off. :-)

idahobob said...

If it becomes two masks, who ya gonna share with?

Bob
III

Anonymous said...

This was actually a redone idea, the jock strap mask just didn't catch on with the test group . . . :^)

Heroditus Huxley said...

Too bad they don't come in my size. The biggest they seem to have is a D cup.

hiswiserangel said...

HH, be careful, you'll get the boys all riled up and I'll have to turn the hose on 'em. ;-)

Heroditus Huxley said...

The hose is good for them, every...few seconds.

hiswiserangel said...

Hose is a little brutal, I prefer a good flogger.

Heroditus Huxley said...

*gigglesnort* That's AWESOME.

I was thinkin' you meant the hose hooked up to the hydrant in the yard...spraying cold water all over 'em.

hiswiserangel said...

Um, yeah, the waternhose, that's what I meant. Really. So......
0:-)

Angel eyes said...

That leaves the poor beasts exposed to the threat. I know, I'll cover them with my hands to protect them. I'm selfless, I know.

hiswiserangel said...

You are always such a giving man, Angel eyes. :-)

Angel eyes said...

I meant to type "breasts", but "beasts" sort of works, no?
Not complaining either way, mind you!

hiswiserangel said...

I call 'em "the girls".

Volfram said...

I'm a fan of "The Wonder Twins," myself.

Chief Nose Wetter said...

With my girlfriend it would be more like a hat...

Peter said...

I do believe there'd be at least a few regiments of guys willing to breathe through your bra, especially if you were wearing it at the time.

Peter said...

I do believe there'd be at least a few regiments of guys willing to breathe through your bra, especially if you were wearing it at the time.