In this corner, we have wealthy urban gay couple, Blake and Tod.
|Not really Blake and Tod. I don't know who these dudes are. |
Could be straight as a donkey's dick.
All I know is NEVER google "happy gay couple".
In this corner we have lower middle class
African American Muslim bakers, Yusef and Mullala.
|Again, not Yusef and Mullala. Don't even know if they're bakers,|
But interestingly enough, "African American Muslim couples"
brought up a LOT of pics of the Obamas.
The young lovers want Yusef and Mullala to bake them a wedding cake for their FABULOUS spring wedding. The bakers decline on grounds of religious belief against homosexuality in general.
Who wins and why?
Enter your arguments before the Supreme Court in the comments.