Friday, August 19, 2016

Like men ever read directions


9 comments:

Phil said...

You will truly see a full grown man prance when he catches his pecker in a zipper.

rickn8or said...

It's a lesson that only needs to be learned once.

Granny said...

When in doubt, read the instructions. As if they ever do.

Irish said...

Never put on jeans fresh out of the dryer. The zippers are fucking hot!

Anonymous said...

ummmm, and a pube hair in the zipper ain't too much fun, either......


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Cederq said...

I have zipped the dong, it ain't pleasant and you make dance moves the rapper/breakdancers would envy and try to emulate...

HeroHog said...

BTDT. The worst part? Looking down at that pink foreskin sticking through the zipper and knowing ya gotta run that sucker back over it AGAIN!

Jim in Alaska said...

Only one (maybe twice but I was drunk the 2nd time,)

pdwalker said...

Once only. It'll never happen again